Hectic Heian

The Mouth Things are in Heian-Period Japan. Look out weebs, this is your shit so yay I fucking guess. What is it you weebs say? Konichiwa or something? Whatever, another world in the game of PVMT: The New Beginning!

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Gimmicks

Sengoku Jidai

This is when the Mouth Things clash each other and then Dead Mouth Things start to appear; spawning Mouth Onryo from the corpses. This summons Mouth Ninjas and Mouth Samurai as well.

Dr. Moudathing's Almanac

Heian Mouth Thing

Toughness: Average (absorbs 10 NDS)

Speed: Average

Description: He's just Japanese, so what.

Geisha Mouth Thing

Toughness: Solid (absorbs 17.5 NDS)

Speed: Above Average

Description: She's pretty, oooh. That fine silk dress...

Special: Deflects lobbed-shot attacks with umbrella.

Rice Farmer Mouth Thing

Toughness: Solid (absorbs 14.75 NDS)

Speed: Average

Description: The man just wants to sell his rice, damn!

Special: Drops bag of rice on the tile behind him when hit by projectile. Bags of rice absorb 11 NDS.

Mouth Thing Corpse

Toughness: Average (absorbs 10.5 NDS)

Speed: Unmoving

Description: How'd he die? Nobody knows.

Special: Summons an Onryo Mouth Thing from the corpse.

Mouth Onryo

Toughness: Undamageable

Speed: Moderate

Description: He's an angry spirit, he seeks his revenge on those who killed him.

Special: Summoned by Corpse Mouth Things on the course.

Weakness: Soulusc (plant)

Mouth Kappa

Toughness: Protected (absorbs 24 NDS)

Speed: Mediocre

Description: Aaahh! What the fuck is that? It's a bald ugly claw turtle thing!

Special: Hides in the river and then jumps out to land when it is hit by a plant. Is vulnerable to projectiles when attacking a plant.

Weakness: Tangle Kelp

Anime TV Mouth Thing

Toughness: Dense (absorbs 32 NDS)

Speed: Average

Description: JOJO!

Special: Distracts plants by showing Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, sometimes launches out an "ORA ORA ORA" barrage on the plant in front of it; dealing 99 bites worth of damage.

Ninja Mouth Thing

Toughness: Protected (absorbs 23 NDS)

Speed: HANGRY

Description: Huh? Where did he come from?

Special: Turns invisible upon stepping foot on the course then jumps out of nowhere and deals surprise damage of 7 bites with his katana.

Cory Thing in the House

Toughness: Hardened (absorbs 56 NDS)

Speed: Above Average

Description: The best anime Mouth Thing to ever exist!

Special: Summons Mr. Bones and scares away the plant in front of it when 1.5 tiles away from a plant.

Mouth Samurai

Toughness: Hardened (absorbs 71 NDS)

Speed: Below Average

Description: He serves his Daimyo! An emperor! For the emperor!

Special: Doesn't bite, instead slashes down diagonally with both blades to form an X; deals 10 bites per slash (20 in total damage).

Ronin Gargmouthing

Toughness: Great (absorbs 210 NDS)

Speed: Sluggish

Description: He serves no emperor, no daimyo, no shogun. He kills and loots whoever he wanders by. He serves no one.

Special: Slices and dices a plant instead of eating. Deals damage equal to 125 bites.

BOSS BATTLE

Mou-rochi

Toughness: Undying (absorbs 1,250 NDS)

Speed: HANGRY

Specials:

• Octo-Bite: The 8 heads randomly pick and eat down 8 plants and Mouth Things
• Monsoon: Causes the river in the middle to flood and wash off any Mouth Things and plants; including grounded plants with their dirt being washed away (except White Radish and Rootspi'at)
• Breath: All 8 ends unleash a fiery hellstorm to the whole course, except for the river (however it burns the plants planted in the river)
• Whirlwind Maelstrom: Spins around and creates a tornado maelstrom in the river which sucks all plants and Mouth Things into it.

Description: The legendary 8-headed beast, it has awaken! Dear fucking god, Laldare has awoken the ancient beast of myth and legend!